Wow, and the feedback just keeps on comin, thank you all so much for your inputs. The original idea behind the words was to keep it all ambiguous enough to apply to most any "Evildoer", but will take a bit of re-wording. There's a good many great suggestions, maybe I'll work 'em in & re-post in a few days.

Actually, Genie, Allen Sherman probably had a large influence on me when growing up since my mother was a big fan of any type of humorous music and always played it around the house, I remember his music well.

Thanks Again,
Duuuude