I'd just like to say
I've been pissed off all day
since I heard most of the NASCAR drivers are gay
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!

And dammit, the madness has got to stop
You don't get milk anymore with the cream on top
And if that ain't enough
Try to find a shirt with Freedom Cuffs
Tough stuff, no guff, and hey-
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!

Aphids on my roses, we're holding our noses
Spaw says he invented the fart
People in the lineup ahead of me picking their noses and
Sucking their teeth while they empty the cart
But hey-
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!

It's unfair to compare a box of wet rocks
With the brains of a politician
Unfair to the rocks, and the box,I say
And I'm pissed at the BS/Music division
Let's rock, L. Hawk -
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!

People are stunned, and so impolite
They have a lawnchair right up front
They're rude at the movies
Got hats backwards at dinner
I'd like to kick them in their potholes
And then there's always Madonna
And the Rush Limbaugh wannas
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!
Ujis a'sook t'dah Martin Guitars omah-ta dey!


Also, folks who use nailclippers within hearing distance. Rude at jams (indoors, especially); positively revolting in dining establishments.