Why do we write songs? Here are some BS reasons.

1. To influance, Mostly to get in a girls pants.
2. To influance. To change the goverment so that we look real good, see #1.
3. To tell a story, be funny, see #1
4. To make more money...for, yup #1.
5. To get the girls.

Kinda base I know, but that's what us men do. Puff ourselves up to get more of the ladies. Ladies do more of the other things so us guys will do more of 2,3,4, for the possablilty of #1.

Of course I blame WWII on Eva Brown. "Adolf, I just have to have a chlaet in France." "Aldof, you darling, that Polish lady, just insulted me." Just kidding...

Now how come we don't get blues songs from Barny the Dinasor? Other than a full barf bag?

Well, niceness just dosn't sell.

Gad, I hope anyone that comes to Mudcat, dosn't take all this very seriously. Life is way to short for that stuff.

Perhaps if some of the problem areas, just listend to more Polkas, and installed more bowling allys, the world would be a much better place. How can anyone be a sourpuss after listing to the old Beer Barrel Polka? Would have to be dirt mean, to stay mad.

"There ain't no beer in Heaven, we will have to drink it here!"

-Fadac, monday morening ramble.