THE DOGS THEY HAD A PARTY
As stolen from Brian Bowers, at the Bottom Line, 1970's

The dogs they had a party; they came from near and far.
Some dogs came by taxi and some dogs came by car.

Each dog signed his name all in a little book,
And each dog hung his asshole upon a little hook.

One dog was not invited and this aroused his ire.
He stormed into the party and loudly shouted FIRE!

The dogs were so excited they didn't stop to look,
But grabbed the nearest asshole from off the nearest hook.

This is a very sad story, for it is awful sore
To wear another's asshole you've never worn before.

And this is why, when dogs meet, on land, or air or foam,
They sniff each other's asshole, in case it is their own.