...and ocarinas.

Ban ocarinas. They make them from turtles and terrapins, so ban them for that never mind their tuneless, toneless hooting qualities.

Ocarinas well-played may be a thing of beauty and a joy for ever. Know what? you'll never know for sure, because you'll never hear one well-played. The only people that own them play them in that crazed manner beloved of primary school recorder ensembles, hhohoooo -ing like a squadron of startlked barn owls, which leads you to believe that Vincent Van Gogh had a good idea which just needed followed to its logical conclusion...