Thanks for the links Mark, I'll try 'em. I'm from the Northwest mesself (Todmorden), but 6 years in Glasgow now.

Funny story, my Mum went to Stanley Accrington's wedding to Julie, and there were two receptions in the same building, so she asked at the desk.
"What's the bride's name?" said the bloke.
"Er, dunno." said Mum.
"What's the groom's name?"
"Well, I dunno that either. I know his stage name..."
"Hum." said the desk bloke, "I think that in wedding bash number one, the groom is a performer."
"Great" said Mum and marched in, sipping champagne and scoffing vol a vons from trays. So she eventually elbows her way to the front and gets a look at the happy couple. Who, of course, were not the right happy couple!
So she legged it to the other party instead (but finished her glass of bubbly first)!

Daisy