Ach bairns theres nae caues fur aw this stramash they will be arrivn at7.36 and 25 seconds give or take 3 hours for thier annual Orcadian holliday.

I though abody kent they hiv been cummin here fur years. Mind you this years visit should be a belter Maggie Signus third cousin twice removed to the galactic emperor is marryin a wee laddie frae frae Stromness, thats if Cameron gets back frae sooth in time.

Aye tem clever clogs at big brither didny ken that.