The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #60112   Message #1001768
Posted By: harpgirl
14-Aug-03 - 06:10 AM
Thread Name: BS: Rick's health Update
Subject: RE: BS: Rick's health Update
Oh yeah and here's a story about my dumbass brother!!

My brother was down in Lakeland hunting parts in a junkyard with one of his friends...way back in the back they found this sinkhole. It was really deep and dark.

My dumbass brother and his friend started throwing junk into it! First they threw in a carburetor from a 57 Chevy. They peaked over the side and didn't even hear a splash! Then they threw in an old Edsel radiator! Still no splash!

Finally, they found this great big old Suburban engine block and they both picked it up and heaved it over the side of the sinkhole!
Both of those idiots stood on the side of the sinkhole peaking over to hear the splash!

Suddenly a great big old billy goat that was in the junkyard appeared out of nowhere and with his nostrils flaring and his head down he came charging toward them! They jumped away from the sinkhole at the very last minute and the billygoat went right into the sinkhole!! Too bad!

Anyway, they both began to feel read bad and they went and found the owner of the sinkhole and told him about the billy goat charging them and jumping out of the way at the last minute and the sad demise of the old billygoat!

The owner said to them, "Oh that couldn't have been my billygoat. My billygoat was tethered to an old Suburban engine block!"