Have you heard the Conway Twitty/ Loretta Lynn song 'YOU'RE THE REASON OUR KIDS ARE UGLY'? tune - it's great.

There's a lot of backtalk in the recording. Loretta says 'Only one of our kids looks like you anyway.'
CT 'You mean the one that's a boy?'
LL 'No the one that's bald!'

Sounds like fun stuff.