Hog = "Pig", Snort = "Grunt" - quite civilised really Sorch, but I'm sure you can find something piggish in it. **VBG**. My mind is boggling at the hilarious "Uniform" connotations you Yanks can make from the above.

I went out and gave Billy a big cuddle from you. He needed it, he's tired. He's been out on the road TWICE this afternoon. Unheard of for mid-winter, t'was his first trips in a couple of months. I did real well, despite gaving the 'punters' a 25% discount (t'was "cash in hand"). Appropriate music on the wireless right now Gene Kelly's I'm Singing in the Rain (and it was).

Guess you're in bed now, it's the best place for 'good' girls.

Shucks, now we're getting I Dreamt I Dwelt in Marble Halls

LOL - Sam