The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #62147 Message #1005048
Posted By: Liz the Squeak
20-Aug-03 - 01:40 AM
Thread Name: BS: Resolutions for folk song characters
Subject: RE: BS: Resolutions for folk song characters
I will refrain from conversation with any stone or concrete structure, particularly if white and cross shaped.
Should I ever be invited into the home of a fetching young lady with blue eyes and a pleasant singing voice, I will not spend all night just listening to her sing.
I will vet my daughters' reading material and hide any pots of black paint. I will not keep chickens.
Should anyone court me wearing a hat decked with primroses, I will immediately get any promise in writing, or have a third person present at all times.
Should anyone court me wearing a hat decked with primroses, I will recommend a good miliner and go out with the farmer instead.
I will require a test of paternity before babysitting.
Silver does not make good sails.
When I get my Mercedes Benz, I will not offer a lift to any of my so-called friends.
LTS