Please, if it means I get to eat shortbread all day long, let's make it more widely known!

I refuse to wear a tartan though... I had a tartan pinafore when I was young, and it was the scratchiest garment I've ever worn (well, except for that PVC and goat hair jobby that Skippy likes so much.....).

Well, alright, but only if it's that nice bile yellow one with the Barbie pink stripe.

LTS