We'll do better than that, Rapaire...we'll get you a thoat! It's an 8-legged Martian beast that you can ride into battle and go shopping with on quieter days. Thoats are far more impressive than ponies. Put in your order now and look ahead to the fine times that await you, post-invasion, when you will be rescued from the tyrannical oppressors in suits who now govern you and ushered into a new era of liberty and freedom! McDonalds and WalMart will be atomized. Women will wear neat little miniskirt and diaphanous top outfits and will charge into the fray beside their men wielding swords and atom pistols. No one will ever be bored again. (Sounds great, doesn't it?) :-)

- LH