Dear Debbie Earl,

Thank you very much for your kind words of consolation. They have really helped me get over the loss of Bubba Bubba. I know that you yourself are on the lam from your fellow freds and that they probably want to turn you back into something like this. Have you considered altering your current "human male" manifestation as a way of throwing them off of your track? A nice female closely resembling Demi Moore at age twenty-five would be a real good choice. If you decide to do so, please let me know. You know where to reach me.