Mesage from "Jellos 'R' Us": the tanker has broken down so no delivery today: you'll have to make do with the giant Irish coffee. Just a tip, you'll never keep the cream floating on the top if you keep diving in from the chandelier. Pour the cream over the back of a warm banjo and it won't sink.
Who's this coming to join in? It's a woman with a small swimming bird.
Yes, it's a wee duck and Doris.
[Exit, pursued by missiles]