A penguin was driving from Needles to Barstow in weather that was well over 100 degrees F when he experienced engine trouible. He managed to pull into the next small town, and drove to the gas station, where a mechanic was luckily on duty. The mechanic said he would have look-see and the penguin asked politely whether there was a place nearby where he could get himself some ice cream. "Down one block on the left" said the mechanic and the penguin cheerily waddled away. As he walked back from in the blistering heat, he had a tough time with the ice cream melting so fast, getting it all over his face and down the front. When he finally made it to back to the gas station, the mechanic rolled out from underneath the car and said "it looks like you've blown a seal." "No, it's ice cream," said the penguin.