Ah, Steve, you're obviously not a Blackadder fan. (and if you've seen it, that gentle hint will tell you what I'm talking about. If not, believe me, it would take too long to explain, except to say that there's a girl dressed up as a cabin boy, she saysd she's called Bob but she's actually Kate.......)

Sorry, with the exception of a couple of people, I'm never sure which side of the Atlantic I'm addressing.

Sue