I'm so confused!!!!

There are two other Martian invasion threads going along with the MOAB and none of them are marching to the same drummer. In fact, no two people posting to any of the three threads are marching to the same drummer. In fact in fact, no single person posting to any of the three threads is marching to the same drummer two beats in a row.

Is the invasion on? Is the invasion off? Did the 1000th post do the trick? Who are the combatants? Who are the good guys and who are the bad guys? Will the winners get ice cream? What flavor? Will they even have mouths to eat it with or hands to hold a spoon? Should I go buy a television so I can watch coverage on Fox News? Where is King khandu? And what really happened to Debbie Earl and Bubba Bubba?

Maybe I'll just sleep all day and it'll sort itself out.