"I'll learn to work the saxophone
I'll play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whisky all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues"

So pour yourselves a nice Scotch whiskey, and enjoy a little more light reading:

"Just which commandments are the 10 Commandments?"