I just got back from the dollar sale at the local used bookstore. There I found a book that could have been written with you fellahs, the Layabouts At Large, in mind:

Meditations for Men Who Do Next to Nothing (And would like to do even less) by Lee Ward Shore. Some examples: "Just today, give me the willingness to do nothing at all." On Hopes & Dreams..."To hell with the future, I want my guitar!" On Courage: "Brave men take naps where workaholics fear to tread."

I'll post more wise words later.**bg**