i will never go back to a pub where there is no beer....

if i get a hundred in the backyard at mums i will not go around bragging about it...for who cares?

and why the hell would i want to go to someplace called shady groves? isn't that in kentucky where the all the men are known as uncle dad?

also...i don't care if you tie me kangaroo down sport....i'll just shoot and barbie the bugger...