Here is one of Shel's nice songs:

Well a man came to our house, to our house, to our house
A man came to our house to sell some brooms
And we asked him to come in and we hit him with a hammer,
And we put him in the closet in my father's room.

Chorus
But you're always welcome at our house
At our house, at our house
Always welcome at hour house
And we hope you will stay

Well a lady came to our house, to our house, to our house
A lady came to our house to find out why I wasn't in school.
And we asked her to come in and we gave her some poison lemonade
And we put her in the freezer where it's nice and cool.

Chorus

Well a boy came to our yard, to our yard to our yard
A boy came to our yard to find his ball.
And we asked him to come in and we shot him with the 22
And sealed him up inside the basement wall.

Chorus
And we know you will stay (added last line to last chorus)

HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 3-Aug-02.