So these two Indian brothers left the Res and headed off to the bright lights and big city. It was their first time off the Res, where they had grown up among the traditions of their people, the Ojibway.

Down the road they went in their pickup, and eventually they decided to pull in and do a couple of things, one of which was to get something to eat.

The signs were all over: Arbys. McDonalds. Taco Bell. And have been sheltered on the Res, they hadn't a clue what the signs meant.

Finally, one of them pointed to a sign that read "Sam's Hot Dog Shoppe." Well, they knew what THAT meant, and off they went.

They sat down, placed their orders, and were served dinner.

The oldest brother peeked into his sandwich and turned to the younger one. "Hmmm," he asked, "what part of the dog did YOU get?"