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Thread #60033 Message #1014223
Posted By: Mark Cohen
07-Sep-03 - 04:36 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: The Grey Flannel Line (parody)
Subject: Lyr Add: Launderland
Speaking of washing machine songs, and parodies, there's also this one, which I wrote (with the able assistance of L.A. songwriter Sarah Lifton) at Camp Harmony.
Aloha,
Mark
LAUNDERLAND
lyrics (c) 1988 Mark Cohen and Sarah Lifton
tune: Aragon Mill by Si Kahn
At the north end of town
Half a block west of Grand
There's a faded old sign
And it says "Launderland"
But there's no steam at all
Coming out of the vents
For the washers all broke down
One just stole my ninety cents
CHO:
And my closet is bare
And my hamper's full again
Tell me what will I wear
Rinse and spin, rinse and spin
Well my Maytag is broke
It just burped, coughed, and died
Now I'm scrounging for change
For a three-ounce box of Tide
CHO
There's a row of plastic chairs
Some are orange, some are green
There's a puddle on the floor
Something's wrong with each machine
One is filled up with suds
One is fouled up with dirt
One just stole all my change
One just ate my last shirt
CHO