God and the devil out for a round of golf. Devil tee's off and hits a 180yd shot right down the fairway putting him in line for a bordie.

God slices his first shot. The ball bounces off a tree to the left of the fairway and shoots 20yds behind him, down a rabbit hole. The rabbit picks up the ball and sticks his head out to complain when a hawk flying over spots it and swoops. The hawk picks up the rabbit who, very surprised, still has the ball in its mouth. Just as the hawk reaches it's zenith a freak gust of wing blows causing the hawk to vear and drop the rabbit. The rabbit's fall is broken by a tall bush and as it lands it drops the ball right in the path of a deer running from a mountain lion. The deer doesn't see the ball and in it's haste kicks it up in the air where it sails straight down the first hole!

The devil gives God a wry look.

"Are we here to play golf or mess about all day..?"

Cheers

Dave the Gnome