Stinking freds,

Har! Ralphs have thoroughly researched the claim that freds made on September Third which states:

William Shatner, who passes as an actor, singer, and other things on this your world, is in actually a member of the same race as Ralphs... Har!

Ralphs were not well-aquainted with this particular human and have spent several days perusing examples of his "acting" and "singing". Har! Ralphs have come to the inescapable conclusion that freds have lied as usual. Har! William Shatner is far too annoying to be of Ralphsian stock. Har! Perhaps he is a descendant of the race that left the banjos on this planet. Har! If an individual as annoying as this "Shatner" can be held in high regard by many of the inhabitants of this planet then perhaps Ralphs have greatly underestimated their tolerance for annoyance. Har!