I am relieved. Har! I didn't think Shatner was Ralphs. Har! He is simply too great to be a member of something as insipid as Ralphs. Har! Hey, Ralphs, I want to draw your attention to something. Har! You (Ralphs) said the following: "Banjos were obviously left behind by the last space-faring race that tried to annoy you humans off of this nice little planet. Har!" That's right, Ralphs said "off of". Har!

Well, "off of" is an incorrect use of grammar. Har! Ralphs should have said "off this nice little planet" not "off of this nice little planet". Har! Ralphs are wrong. Har! Ralphs have poor grammar usage. Har! Shatner rules, Ralphs don't. Har! Har! Har!

Aren't Ralphs glad that I am now back after my canoe trip? Har!

- LH