Its childrens time during the Sunday Methodist service, and the minister has the children gathered around. Reaching into the mystery box, the minister pulls out a baseball, and says, "Can anybody tell me what this reminds them of?"
Little Johnnie is the first to answer. "Jesus." He replies.
The minister is puzzled, and asks Johnnie how a baseball reminds him of Jesus.
"Well," replies Johnnie, "I didn't think you got me up here to talk about baseball."