There were four friends who played golf every Saturday. One was a priest, and the others were protestant ministers of various denominations. They played golf and discussed theology quite amicably, and were all very good friends. They lamented the fact they could never hear each others' sermons, because they all "worked" every Sunday.

One Pentecost Sunday, the busiest day of the year for the Catholic Priest, he looked up from serving the mass and saw that his three friends, the protestant ministers, had entered the church. The priest was mortified because every seat in the church was taken. The priest took little Johnny the alter boy aside and told him, "Johnny, I want you to get three chairs for the protestants."

Little Johnny the alter boy said, "Right now Father?"

"Of course right now," said the priest, and be quick about it."

Little Johnny was perplexed. "Please, Father, don't make me do it."

The priest said, "I want three chairs for the protestants, right now!"

Little Johnny closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and yelled,



"PROTESTANTS, PROTESTANTS, RAH! RAH! RAH!"