The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #62718   Message #1015394
Posted By: Mr Happy
09-Sep-03 - 08:58 AM
Thread Name: BS: Need a good joke
Subject: RE: BS: Need a good joke
In Washington, a government survey was ordered to study the migratory habits of birds. Thousands of all species were released with metal strips attached reading, "Notify Fish and Wild Life Division. Wash. Biol. Surv." Hugh Newton writes, "The abbreviation was changed abruptly following receipt of this penciled note from a vexed Alberta agriculturist: 'Gents: I shot one of your crows last week and followed instructions attached to it. I washed it, biled it, and surved it. It was awful. You should stop trying to fool the public with things like this.'"