(So sorry, Pete!)

It was back in two thousand an' three
I was part of a good-time group.
We were on the net in Idyhoo
One night by the light of the tube.
King Khandu told us to build a thread,
And that's how it all begun.
We were knee deep in the Big MOAB,
But the big fool said to move on.

Ol' Tweed said, "Khandu, are you sure,
This is the best way back to build this thread?"
"Tweed, go on; I once built a thread
Just a little bit of a place.
It'll be a little stinkin' but just keep thinkin'
We'll soon be outa BS."
We were waist deep in the Big MOAB
And the big fool said to push on.

Amos said, "Khandu, with all this BS
No one'll be able to breathe."
"Amos, don't be a party pooper,"
King Khandu said to him.
"All we need is a little bit more BS;
Amos, follow me, I'll lead on."
We were neck deep in the Big MOAB
And the big fool said to push on.

All of a sudden, the Mudcat crashed,
We heard a mournful sound.
A few seconds later, the King Khandu's mouse
Was found on the muddy ground.
Bee-dubya-ell said, "Turn it on, men,
And women, and freds, and Debbie Earl."
And we just made it out of the Big MOAB
With Khandu 'n' Bubba Bubba gone.

We never ever found his body
But then we didn't look.
I guess he didn't know that the BS was deeper
Than any place he'd ever been took.
So many posts had joined the Big MOAB
That the 'Cat just shook and shook.
We'd been lucky to escape from the Big MOAB
When the damn fool said to push on.

Waist deep in the Big MOAB
And Khandu says to push on
Waist deep in the Big MOAB
And Tweed, he says to push on
Waist deep! Neck deep!
Soon even a tall man'll be over his head
Waist deep in the BIG MOAB!
AND LITTLE HAWK SAYS TO PUSH ON!