Avast there me harties I am geet happy to see this thread has risen to the dizzying depths that I have come to know and love about PTH threads.

Keep the home fires burning oakly............... no not like that!!! I've just seen a squad of fire appliances heading across the Humber bridge at full tilt no doubt heading for that pall of smoke over South Ferribeeeee. Oh dear.


Put that out Raggy you don't smoke!