Mrs. Bee, I shore as heck hope y'all ain't got many windwills down yore way.

Another thing he's gonna need 'sides a sword is a pure heart. The only one of King Arthur's knights to find the Grail wuz Sir Galahad, and he was the purest an' most virginal of Art's boys. Ol' Bee-dubya might be that, cuz I ain't about to pry inta his life, but I sorta doubt it.

But then agin, he's lookin' for the Holy BS, so mebbe he's the one to find it.

Keep us informed now, ya hear? An' if I see him out this way I'll let ya know how he's doin'.