The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #62892   Message #1018173
Posted By: Little Hawk
13-Sep-03 - 12:58 PM
Thread Name: Amusing One-Liners
Subject: RE: Amusing One-Liners
Bob Dylan:

"they asked for some collateral, and I pulled down my pants"

"I saw you makin' love to him...you forgot to close the garage door"

"you think he loves you for your money, but I know what he really loves you for...it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat!"

"the sweet, pretty things are in bed now, of course, the city fathers, they're trying to endorse the reincarnation of Paul Revere's horse...but the town has no need to be nervous"

- LH