I have managed to screw the end back on and taped it in roughly the right position although it throbs like hell this morning. This message was written by the throbbing half of the binary cluster that is now Oaklet.

Noreen, you are a really brilliant at being Noreen and we both really admire you. You have very lovely hamstrings.

I am now off to treat myself to a new coal scuttle. We look forward to meeting all visitors to the Sun this evening, but I might have to sniff you all as you enter. Please forgive me for this.