What? Well, of course he's a long dog, Rapaire, he's a dachshund! And he does get hot in the summertime.

Look, if you're going to get personal, I am just going to have to take the gloves off here!

Si mi perro tuviera una cara como el tuyo, yo afeitaría sus cuartos traseros y le obligaría a que caminara al revés.

- LH