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Thread #62972 Message #1019678
Posted By: katlaughing
16-Sep-03 - 12:14 AM
Thread Name: BS: Jesus coulda been....a diverse look
Subject: BS: Jesus coulda been....a diverse look
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But, then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until He was 30.
3. He was sure His Mother was a virgin, and His Mother was sure He was
God.
But, then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But, then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But, then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But, the most compelling evidence of all 3 prove that Jesus was a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more
work to do.
AMEN!!!