The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #62965 Message #1020021
Posted By: kendall
16-Sep-03 - 01:43 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood
"I want..." "People in hell want ice water."
God made her as ugly as he could, then kicked her in the face. Ugly as a bucket of assholes. Slicker than deer guts on a door knob. If he grows any taller, he will have to fork again.