Mudguard - Long pork is the term used by cannibals to describe humans they are preparing to eat, not to be confused with pork sword which is TOTALLY different and you won't find in most dictionaries either.

It's called 'long pork' because of it's alleged similarity to pig meat.

Almost anyone will be able to tell you what a pork sword is, you just might regret knowing - and be careful who you ask!

LTS