Here it is my christmas* wish for you oo oo oo oo
just one more drink and I hope to hell you spew ew ew ew ew
y've had twenty rums, maybe more, blooby marys bu the score,
a dozen cans of McEwans ale, no wonder you're looking pale toni i i i ight , tonight. (*Birthday, New year,wotever)

Erm, I think Hamish Imlach also did that 'I woke up with an aching head, As usual,' Which I do believe is called 'As Usual' and of course, my personal nom-folk fave': 'Little old wine drinker me'.

Finally, I am still waiting for tha words for a parody of Moreton Bay, (Chunder in the old pacific sea) which I would class as an after drinking song!