Ahhharrrr! Which one o' ye dirty disease-ridden mangy rotten leprous swine a-masqueradin' as a seafarin' man said that? I saw yer, ye lily-livered jumped-up, never-come-down, damned yeller accursed villainous thievin' bilge-rat, damn yer eyes!!!!! Aye well, an' so that's the way of it, is it? Ye scab ye, ye as think ye're a freebootin' comrade o' the buccaneers , I'll hang an' split 'e from these here seven seas to the gates o' hell an' beyond, so help me I will. That be a mortal insult to a real man, such o' my mettle as sailed the Main wi' Morgan and Teach, so it be, an' ye may lay to that, me fine buckeroo. Oh by the powers, I'll set 'e right!!!!! There be but one way ter settle this here disagreement, see you. So, matey, dam'ee!! I'll not waste powder or shot on yer foul carcass, nor sully good steel in yer gizzard. I'll soon bring yer down to size with this 'ere hook o' mine, an' cut short yer boastin' ways wi' the fairer sex. I'll cut out that lyin' stinkin' tongue so ye'll never more miscall a man afore I fit ye fer a fine hempen cravat, me fine friend. Then we'll attend yer last jig, an' pay ye our respects when ye're hanging from the mizzen ratlines, chokin nice an' slow wi' yer face turnin' a nice purple.

Aharrrr........

Now, where's that cabin boy? It be your turn in the barrel tonight lad..........