Landlocked tho' we be, apart from the River Aire and the Aire and Calder canal, my offspring, steered her course to college in Pontefract to find that she was alone...Yaaargh! No other members of the brethren had dared to reveal their true identities! It seems that she alone was aware of the public relations exercise that had been planned for 19th September.

Nevertheless, she steered herself into her media study class, where she singlehandedly explained the cut and thrust of hand to hand combat on land and indoors, as portrayed in a recent documentary by Buena Vista on the same.

Andrea