Bonzo the Third is not an "equal" monkey, Amos. First of all, he's an ape. Secondly, he's 3 sizes larger than average (so he tells me), and has become quite notorious for scaring off female Jehovah's Witnesses who have been trying to interest the apes and monkeys in current issues of "The Watchtower". I think 6 bananas is more than enough to pay him for a crank phone call to Clinton. He should be getting the first 3 in a day or two, and I await the results with great anticipation.