1st man: "Hey buddy, you're alright. Whaddaya do for a living?"
2nd man: "Me? I'm a lawyer."
1st man: [snarls] "I hate lawyers! Lawyers ruined my life! Lawyers destroyed my marriage! Lawyers ruined my business! I think lawyers are all a bunch of stupid asses!"
2nd man: "Sir, I can see that you're drunk and so I'm going to leave."
[Walks away]
1st man: "You heard me! Lawyers are a bunch of stupid asses!"
3rd man: "Sir, I heard what you said about lawyers and I'll have you know I resent it!"