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Thread #62965 Message #1024072
Posted By: Jim Dixon
23-Sep-03 - 11:10 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood
When my dad saw me picking my nose, he'd say: "Are you going fishing?"
Me, innocently: "Huh? No. Why?"
Him: "I see you're digging for bait."
I probably only fell for that joke once, and after that, "Are you going fishing?" was a sufficient reprimand to get me to stop.
I also used it on my own kid. It works.
Dad also liked non-sequiturs like:
"How big would you be if you was twice as big as half?"
In the realm of reprimands and threats:
You're gettin' too big for your britches.
I'll take you down a notch.
I'll jerk a knot in your tail.