Well Rick (Fielding)....: If humor helps to build you up and stomp on tumors... here is one, and fellow catters, lets try and send Rick your favorite jokes here to see if humor helps...
A duck walks into a chemist shop and says... "Got any Duck food?"
"Why no," the drugest says, "this is a chemists..."
The duck touches a wing to his forehead and walks out. The next day he ducks into the same shop... "Got any duck food?" "No, you may recall, as I said yesterday, this is a chemist."
The next day, the duck is back, "Eh..hem... have you any Duck food?" Now with raising anger... "Look, I told you NO DUCK FOOD!"
The next day the duck is back, asks the same quesiton. The drugest shouts, "Look YOU! I said NO DUCK FOOD! If you ask me again I am going to nail your big flat feet to this counter!"
The next day, the door opens, and the duck slips in... "Ah... yes, emmmm... Good day, my good man... ah... yes, emmm, ah,,, have any ... nails?"