My mother told me this one!

Mrs. Earbore has her dear departed husband's ashes in an urn on the coffee table. She gently pours some out onto the table. She gives them a loving pat and says, "Charlie, you know that Kittinger dining room table you would never get me when you were alive? It's now in the dining room!"

She pats his ashes again and says, "Charlie, you know that lovely Lincoln Navigator you would never get me while you were alive? It's in the garage!"

She pats his ashes again and says, "Charlie, you know that skybox at the Redwing stadium you would never get for us? I'm going there tonight!?

She says, "Charlie, you know that blow-job I would never give you?"
Then she inhales mightily and blows the ashes off the coffee table!!!!(jokster must demonstrate the blow-job with loud noise accompanying)