Sorry, folks. This is just a prelude to posting a popular parody.

I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
(Tommie Connor, 1952)

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep.
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!

[Recorded by Jimmy Boyd, Dion, the Jackson Five, Spike Jones, The Platters, Bobby Sherman, Andy Williams, and many others.]