I SAW MOMMY SMOOCHIN' SANTA CLAUS (as sung by Homer and Jethro)
I saw Mommy smoochin' Santy Claus Underneath the Christmas tree last night. She puckered up her lips. Pleasure she was a-seekin'. She missed his mouth and kissed his nose And the doggone thing was a-leakin'.
Then I hear'd Mommy tell old Santy Claus, "Santy you have got to change your way. Go and get yourself a shave. Then I will be your slave. Kissin' you is just like smoochin' Gabby Hayes."
I saw Mommy smoochin' Santy Claus Underneath the Christmas tree last night. Their smoochin' was so loud It woke up Uncle Fudd It sounded like a cow a-pullin' Her foot out of the mud.
Then I shot Santy with a B-B gun And you should have hear'd old Santy squall; Then he jumped about ten feet And he took off up the street And he hollered, "Merry Christmas to you all!"