This just in from mys sister,
A Presbyterian minister wanted to buy a dog, but, of course, it had to be a Presbyterian dog. After considerable searching, he found a breeder, who said he had a Presbyterian dog.
The minister came to see the dog, and it looked like a good dog, but he had to be sure it was a Presbyterian.
The trainer told the dog, "Fetch the Bible"
The dog brought a Bible. "Find the 23rd Psalm," the trainer said. The dog did. It found a couple more appropriate verses, and the minister bought the dog.
Several days later, he was showing his friends his Presbyterian dog. It demonstrated it's skills in locating verses. Then one of the friends asked, "Can it do regular dog tricks?"
"Of course," said the minister, "Heel!"
The dog put it's paw on the minister's forehead and started howling. "Good God!" The minister said, "He's Pentecostal!"

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
A rooster clucks defiance.

(And a lawyer ----s the clients)